MOJITO

"The saree looks good on you" said Anand. "Is it?. you know what, I hate wearing sarees. This is the 3rd time i am wearing a saree in my lifetime. I always wear t-shirt jeans". By now, Anand got used to the pattern. Another balloon goes off. Anand is one such old fashioned guy. He is allergic to girls wearing modern dresses.

Anand know that his 5th condition too is shattered, but he just wanted to confirm and so he asked "Roopa, you always talk a lot like this, don't you?". "yeah, i talk a lot, infact i talk more than this. My mom asked me to talk very less today, that's why i am not my usual self today", Roopa replied. Now, with official confirmation, goes off the 5th balloon with "NOT-a-CHATTERBOX" written on it. They chatted for some more time. Just before leaving, Anand said "I will say my result after 3 days. I need some time. Will you wait?". Roopa replied, " Not a problem. I will wait for your call. Evvalavo pannitom idha panna maatomaa?". Anand thought to himself, "not again. sorry baby, the movie balloon is already pierced".

With all hopes shattered, Anand's family was returning home in the car. Anand's mother was immediately into damage-control mode, "Sorry Anand, we will be careful next time. We will enquire everything before ", said his mother. "I decided to marry this girl mommy and i came to this decision at this very moment", said Anand to everyone's surprise. "What???", both father and mother exclaimed. "You even rejected girls who met 4 out of your 5 conditions right. What happened now?". Anand didn't answer.

"Anand, would you care to give us an explanation", his mother said. Anand responded, "yes Mom. Do you know this story. Once there was a rich guy who was in love with 3 girls. He gave Rs. 25000 to all the 3. he decided to pick the right girl to marry, based on what they do with the 25000,. First girl gave all the 25000 to an orphanage. This guy was touched. The second girl bought all the things that the guy likes and gave it to him. He was more impressed. The third girl bought shares for 25000, made it 50000 and gave 25000 to him and kept 25000 herself. He was much more impressed." .. "So, did he marry the 3rd girl", Anand's mother interrupted. "No, he married the most beautiful girl among the 3. See, that's how most of the men think. Roopa is the most beautiful women i have seen till date. So, i decided to marry her" said Anand.

"So what about your 5 conditions then", asked his father. "Damn them", replied Anand and pressed the cars accelerator and increased the mp3 player volume to max to cut further conversation.

story over.