MOJITO

A telephone conversation between a boy and a girl.

Boy: Hi
Girl: Hi

Boy: Hey, where were you in the morning, why didn't you take your mobile phone with you?
Girl: yeah, i forgot my mobile today. Did you call me.

Boy: Yes, i called you in the morning. Your father attended the call.
Girl: Really.... what happened ?

Boy: I asked whether you were there. He said, you have gone outside. And then i cut the call.
Girl: Oh. Its good that my father didn't ask anything else.

Boy: But, do you know what happened then??.
Girl: Why, what happened?

Boy: I found your father's english accent very funny. A friend of mine was with me. So, i was saying about this to him and i even mimicked how he spoke. It was so much fun that i got little carried away and used some disrespectful bad words on him.
Girl: Whaaaaaat????

Boy: What will i do. We usually use those words very casually among our friends, so it came of a sudden. Sorry.
Girl: Why the hell do you want to use those on my father. have he done anything bad to you.. huh??

Boy: He haven't done anything good to me either.
Girl: So!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You...You..

Boy: Listen.. i am not done yet. After all those happened, i saw the call timer was still running in my phone. Then only i realized that i didn't cut the call properly. When i kept the phone in my ear, i heard your father asking infact shouting "who r u?" "who r u?".This time i cut the call properly.
Girl: I am gone. what will i say if my father asks about this?? You know something... you are sick... you are mad..

Boy: Hey, sorry., sorry.
Girl: Keep your sorry yourself.. who want that.. god, how will i solve this.. ..(3 seconds of silence).......ok, tell me this, is that bad word very much disrespectful?

Boy: Is there any badword that is respectful? You are funnier than your father...(laughs)
Girl: pleaseeeeee.. will you stop it.(angrily).. Don't have fun at the expense of me and my father. I am keeping the phone..

Boy: Wait.. hmm.. hmm. can i call your father and ask sorry.
Girl: No.. not at all. you have already screwed enough. Not again please... You will be the last person to whom i will ask an idea hereafter..

Boy: Ok, Ok, dont start crying. I was kidding. I didnt call you in the morning, whatever i said didnt happen at all.
Girl: You are a sadist., a big sadist. This is not the first time... stupid...What do you get in teasing me always...idiot, stupid..................