MOJITO

I saw Nayagan movie this weekend and so this post. An imaginary conversation between a manager and an engineer in maniratnam ishtyle.

Manager: DR?
Engineer: tomorrow

Manager: today?
Engineer: mudiyathu

Manager: yen?
Engineer: problem?

Manager: athaa yen?
Engineer: theriyala.

Manager: RCA?
Engineer: Naalu peru.. Naalu peru sendhu panninom. Source code'oda moola mudukku ellam thedinom. Analyse panninom, argue panninom, aarpaatam panninom. kedaikala.. edhuvume kedaikala.

Manager: idhukku ennathaan mudivu?
Engineer: terminate panniduvom.

Manager: whaaat??
Engineer: romba naala solve panna mudiyatha DR, reproduce panna mudiyatha DR ellathayum thookuvom. Athukku aprama, indha maathiri mokka DR ellathayum raise panrampaar andha tester, avana thookrom.

Manager: thappu. idhu peria thappu.
Engineer: thappu illa, naalu engineers mandia pichukaama irupaangana, edhuvume thappu illa.
tinta tinta tinta tin.. tinta tin.. thenpaandi cheemayile.......

Sorry guys if it sounded more like a goutham menon film dialogue rather than maniratnam's.

Legend
DR - Defect Report(Alternate term for bug)
RCA: Root Cause Analysis

Here is the link for Nayagan. Ensoy maadi.
Google Videos - Nayagan - Part1
Google Videos - Nayagan - Part2